Thursday, April 23, 2015

New Blog!

Hey guys! I just want to say that a new blog will be replacing this blog. Click here to go to the new blog! Link doesn't work? No worries! The website address is www.zilchnonenews.blogspot.ca! Hope you guys like the new setup! :3


You're Never Nothing,
                   Nothing Keeper

Monday, June 9, 2014

YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMNESS

YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMENESS. TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ, TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ. JUNE NIN, JUNE NIN! TODAY IS MEH BURTTTTTTTTTTDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUH NUH NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY BURTDAH TO ME, 09/06/2003. YAHAYHAYAHAYAYHAYAYAHOOOHOH

oooh nothing ID's!

OKAY, LISTEN UP. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, GREAT, AWESOMNESS, AWESOMESAUCE, AWESOMEOFOAIENFPINASFSFAW3SOM3N3SSN3SS IDEA!
NOTHING ID'S OHHHHHHHH O0O O0O O0O OHHHHH!!!!!! 

HAAAALILEUIGHA HAAAAALIEUIGHA!!!!!  

I know, I'm awesome. Okay, so, nothing ID's are like bank cards. Or driver lisences. You use it to pay, or to buy special platinum nothing members. there are different ID's. 

PLATINUM ID: OMG!! YOU. ARE. ONE. OF. THE. MOST. AW3SOM3ST. NOTHING. PERSONS. ALIVEEEEEE... OHOHO0HO0H0HOH0HOOH0O!!!!!!! OH0O0HO0HO0H! YOU GET GOOD STUFFFFFFFFF OHHHHHHHHHPH-H-PH-PH-HH-H-PH-H-PHH.

FIRST CLASS: WOW. You are a very loyal and amazing, and awesomness nothing person. Keep up the good work! You can get awesomesauce stuff! Wow. You are just so AWESOMEEEE!

MEMBER: Okay, you got a nothing! Congrats, you are on a first-name basis. The more you love your nothing, the higher ID you are! o0o You can do regular stuff, but, sorry to break it to you, you're just like anyone else, can't get anything too special. SORRY!

Something: Oh, you don't bother with nothings? WELL SHAME ON YOU THEN. You'll be begging for one before you know it. Humph!

Awutza?: OHHHH I ASKED AND YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DON'T CARE. YOU HATEEE NOTHINGS. YOU COPIED NOTHINGS. OHHHH WELL, YOU ARE AWUTZA, NEVER TO BE IN CONTACT AGAIN! OOOOOH, BURN!

Well, see? DON'T BE AN AWUTZA? ! Remember, to identify me and copiers: Everything goes into here. This is like, a nothing's home, base, HQ! Everything is put into HERE. 

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing keeper
                          a.k.a. Illufayne Why
                                    a.k.a. Illusenesive dreamer
                                             a.k.a. Platinum WEEIIIRRDDOOOOO! :3


Friday, June 6, 2014

Nothing Adoption

Hi guys! Who knew? I forgot about adoption details. So, you just walk up to me and say, "I wanna buy a nothing!" and I'll be all like, "5 nadadollars please" and you're gunna be all like, frown, rustles in pocket, "here you go" place 5 nadadollars, and I'll be all like, "Thank you!" and take the money. HAHA I STOLE FORM YOU!! No. Then I'm gunna go all like, "here's your nothing!:" and place one in your hand. REMEMBER: IF YOU HARM OR KILL A NOTHING YOU CAN'T ADOPT ANOTHER!
 (this is for nothing saftey! Humans aren't the only creatures that matter!)

~You're never nothing
             nothing keeper

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Blank nothings

Blank nothings.






Look like that. Sort of. .-. 'Cus it's blank. ... Yah, anyways... .-.


awkward...

Blank nothings are made by fusing blank pages, an invisible nothing, and wood chips (three is the best of getting a stronger blank nothing).





BLANK

I am such a weirdo :3

BE PROUD IF YOU ARE WEIRD. WEIRDNESS RULES! I LIVE IN THE WORLD OF WEIRDLERNESS (BASED ON WILDERNESS :3) EMBRACE THE WEIRD! LONG LIVE THE WEIRD! I'M WEIRD 'CUS I WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD PLAYING TIME ON THIS! BUT THIS IS NOT A WASTE. IF ANYONE DARE SAY IT IS, YOU GET THE STINK EYE. 3:<
OR, THE INTERNET STINK EYE. .-. :3 JUST KIDDING, YOU'LL JUST BE ASHAMED OF HOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE THE GOODNESS IN WEIRD. 


shame on you.

wut.

wutt

wuttt

wutttt

wuttttt

wutttt

wuttt

wutt

wut


                               WEIRD!


Star/sparkle nothings

Hullo fellow nothing lovers! So, here it is, THE AWESOMENESS NOTHINGS. Actually, they are star/sparkle nothings. If the star nothing is owned by a mod, THEN it's a starkle nothing. Otherwise it's just a star nothing. WHICH IS AWESOMEEE. Anywho, you get a blank nothing and fuse it with your first nothing. If your first nothing is revived it CANNOT be fused with a blank nothing. You then take your nothing with you and outside when there are a whole clutter of stars in the sky, you make a true, life-changing wish on a star. If the wish is not true, then your nothing does not become a star nothing. Now, star nothings can also be many other types, so no worries! Also, you have to be with someone you care about (or something that you believe is real). Have fun!

You're never nothing
          ~Nothing Keeper

B.T.W. You have to at least be with your nothing for a year. :3